Things Yoda Says Before, During, and After Sex

- "Ahhh! It's Yoda's little friend you seek!"

- "Nerrrm. Put a shield on my sabre, I must."

- "Feel the force!"

- "Foreplay, cuddling: a Jedi craves not these things."

- "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I will!"

- "Early must I rise. Leave now, you shall!"

- "Happens to every guy sometimes, this does."

- "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"

- "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear, you are!"

- "Who's the Jedi Master? Who's the Jedi Master!?!"