Oh, red brake lights, how do I hate thee? Let me count thy ways.
1. You suck. Seriously. You make my commute to work (or from work) a living hell. Like today, why did you have to show yourself ever 1.2 miles, for no reason? Why did you have to glow in the darkened night, showing me the line of cars ahead of me?
2. You suck. Seriously. People use you as an excuse. They show you when they are preoccupied, when they want to stop and stare. When another car comes within 200 feet of them.
3. You suck. Seriously. You make it really difficult for me to drive, change the cd, and talk on the phone.
4. And finally, you suck cuz I said so.
Thank you.
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