Computer Errors

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.ʼ

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied.’ Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Eric............

Heaven in a bottle..

.... I may have died and gone to heaven!

Best Superbowl Commerical

This was, by far, the best one (in my opinion.) GO STEWIE!

Remember....

Remember when Stefanie and I had the music playoff at Beth's bachelorette party? That was fun. I wanna do that again.

Yankees -vs- Mets

A teacher asks her students if they're Mets fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.

"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" asks the teacher.

"The Yankees." replies Bobby.

"Why's that?"

"Well, my parents are both Yankees fans, so I'm a Yankees fan too." Bobby explains.

"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"

"No, that would make me a Mets fan!"

Things I miss because I'm trying to loose weight.

1. Pancakes, covered in syrup and butter, from the Original Pancake House.
2. Real southern fried chicken, with a batter crust so thick you need to take two bites to get to the meat.
3. A big bowl of Fruit Loops. 'nuff said.
4. Peanut Butter right from the jar. On a spoon. At 11pm.
5. Homemade apple pie, with a scoop of ice cream.

I'm sure there is more, but now I'm too damn hungry to care.

What I want.

I want a dog. A cute, cuddly dog. To play with. To cuddle with. To take care of. To look cute with.